Things to do in the plane when bored

Last week I flew to New Delhi from Bombay by Spicejet. I was going through their inflight magazine when on the last page I came across this article.

THINGS TO DO IN THE PLANE WHEN BORED.
1) Wear a jacket that says Bomb Squad on the back
2) Say to the person next to you "What's that ticking sound?"
3) Ask the stewardess if you can have some tape and when asks why say "its for my device."
4) Pretend to be in a B-17 and shoot at enemy planes out your window.
5) Scream out "Who's that on the wing?" every 5 minutes
6) Say that your side of the plane is better than the other side and intimidate the other side.
7) Ask the stewardess if you can walk you dog
8) Fake a heart attack. Repeat this every 10 minutes.
9) Go to the pilot and say " That guy with the machine gun looks suspicious"
10) Act out the safety instructions
11) Get into the flight with an inflatable device
12) Read magazines that show you how to make bombs and laugh in an evil way
13) Ask the stewardess if you can order pizza
14) Sit in the crash position and when someone asks you what you are doing, say "Waiting"


Oh man it was damn hilarious. Unfortunately, I read this towards the end of my flight, or else the flight would have been really eventful.

Over and out